My Redneck Roommates

I have two male rednecks, that both work their separate jobs for cash under the table. Their idea of a good day of work, is how much beer and food they can buy for that night's consumption. In their words, they earned a right to get their buzz on. Their favorite spot to party is in front of the house, on a small square of stone bricks, we call a porch. A big yellow boom box is blaring as they try to sing along with either some country or classic rock songs. We use to have a fire pit in the back, but they abused the privilege. More than once, someone called the fire dept. because the "boys" were stoking the fire, getting the flames to go as high as they could. Add loud music, loud talk, and beer......all at 11:30 pm. Despite several warnings by the senior roommate, they continued, usually when he went out of town. Finally, he simply took it away from them. That's when they moved the BBQ and parties to the front yard.
Once, they found some old golf clubs and golf balls. So the made a hole in the ground (one hole) and said they were "playing golf". Imagine watching 4 men, drinking beer and batting a ball around the yard, all for the glory of claiming the best shot of the day! All this amidst loud music and loud talk. And OMG......why in the name of all that is holy, can these guys think they can sing or carry a tune while they whistle? Hurts my ears and probably a few near by dogs.
This blog will continue as long as they push the envelope of stupidity.